Issue # 0001 : An Open Letter from the Editor

Updated: Aug 4

📰 An Open Letter from the Editor

Welcome to The Daily Mew, the official newspaper of the Kingdom of Chaos!

Whether you're a longtime resident or just wandered in looking for snacks, we're glad you're here.

Inside these pages you'll find breaking news, investigations, opinions, and the occasional completely unnecessary argument.

Our reporters have been carefully selected based on absolutely no journalistic qualifications whatsoever.

Meet our staff:

👑 BK – Royal Correspondent

Covers royal affairs, food, and anything that benefits the king.

📝 Luna – Senior Staff Corrector

Ensures every article meets her very high standards, whether anyone asked her to or not.

🕵️ Ziggy – Investigative Journalist

Specializes in asking important questions and reaching questionable conclusions.

You'll also find guest columns from familiar faces around the Kingdom...assuming they survive long enough to submit them.

Thank you for reading.

We hope you enjoy your stay.

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