Issue #0019:LOCAL CAT LEAVES SCENE AS HOUSEHOLD ITEMS COLLAPSE BEHIND HIM
By Daily Mew Staff
Ziggy maintains he has “nothing to add” regarding the incident.
CANVAS & CHORDS — A routine afternoon in the Kingdom took a sudden turn Thursday when several household objects reportedly began falling over for reasons authorities are calling “almost certainly cat-related.”
Witnesses reported a lamp tipping, a plant going down, wall art shifting dangerously sideways, and other damages that remain under investigation.
Ziggy was observed leaving the area shortly afterward wearing sunglasses and a scarf.
When approached by The Daily Mew staff for comment, he offered only:
“Anyway.”
Investigators have not formally named a suspect.
However, sources familiar with the household noted that Ziggy has previously been present during a statistically unusual number of gravity-related incidents.
BK declined to comment.
Luna reportedly looked at the damage, looked at Ziggy, and walked away.
The investigation remains ongoing.
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