Issue #0007: Ziggy Confirmed Tolerable

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📰 BREAKING MEWS

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 Ziggy Confirmed Tolerable

By Ziggy, Investigative Journalist

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Today marks a historic milestone in inter‑cat relations: Luna said I’m tolerable.

Ziggy celebrating being ‘tolerable’ while Luna and BK wait for the moment to pass.

I repeat — tolerable.

I think we’ve reached a new level in our relationship. Luna has always been there for me, but today she told me I’m tolerable. That’s basically like saying I’m one of her favorite cats!

[EDITOR’S NOTE: It is not like saying that.]

Witness Statements

Luna: “I said he was surprisingly tolerable. He usually isn’t.”

Ziggy: “See? She even said I’m surprising!” 🥹

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Luna was referring specifically to the fact that Ziggy had been quiet for approximately six minutes.]

A Triumph for Catkind

This is a huge day for me. I have worked very hard to earn this achievement, and I would like to thank everyone who believed in me.

I think she’s really starting to appreciate everything I bring to this family.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: No evidence supports this conclusion.]

I’d like to thank Luna for believing in me.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: We have reviewed the footage. Luna did not believe in him.]

Official Status Report

Luna allegedly has “no complaints” at this time.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: This status is expected to change.]