Issue #0006: ROYAL OPERATIONS RESUME FOLLOWING MYSTERIOUS WEEKLONG DISRUPTION
- Meowmy
- Aug 20
- 1 min read
ROYAL OPERATIONS RESUME FOLLOWING MYSTERIOUS WEEKLONG DISRUPTION
Investigation Reveals Kingdom May Have Only One Employee
THE KINGDOM — Normal operations have resumed following a mysterious weeklong reduction in official Kingdom communications.
An investigation by The Daily Mew has uncovered a troubling explanation:
Apparently, one person does everything around here.
King BK expressed immediate concern upon learning of the Kingdom's severe staffing shortage.
“This is unacceptable,” the King said. “Someone should really look into hiring people.”
When informed that hiring people would require money, BK declined further comment.
Luna reportedly noticed the problem several days ago but assumed everyone else was simply becoming more efficient.
Ziggy was unavailable for comment after becoming distracted by a snack.
Despite the disruption, officials assure citizens that the Kingdom remained fully operational throughout the week, with naps, unnecessary screaming, sibling violence, and general nonsense continuing at normal levels.
Regular reports have now resumed.
Probably.
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