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Issue #0004: How to Properly Not Touch Your Cat

Writer: Luna
Luna
Aug 6
1 min read

How to Properly Not Touch Your Cat

By Luna, Senior Staff Corrector


There seems to be ongoing confusion regarding the proper way to interact with cats.





Fortunately, I have created this simple guide.


✅ Acceptable


  • Admire from a respectful distance.

  • Speak politely.

  • Bring snacks.

  • Leave.



⚠️ Proceed With Caution


  • Looking at me.

  • Existing near me.

  • Walking too loudly.



❌ Absolutely Not


  • Belly rubs.

  • Picking me up.

  • Touching my feet.

  • Breathing directly in my direction.

Should you accidentally violate these guidelines, corrective slaps may be administered without warning.


You're welcome.


Editors Note:

BK: I disagree with several of these points.

Luna: This article was not written for everyone.




 
 
 

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