Ziggy Falls — Ready to Die (of Laughter) Tour Tee

Ziggy Falls is hitting the road. Unfortunately, he’s also hitting the couch, the coffee table, the stairs, the vanity, and pretty much everything else along the way.

The Ready to Die (of Laughter) Tour 2026 celebrates Ziggy’s greatest talent: falling off things with absolutely no grace and somehow surviving with his dignity mostly intact. The front features Ziggy mid-fall beneath his very own tour logo, while the back lists the highly anticipated tour stops — from the Cat Tree and Laundry Basket to The Bridge — because apparently one house is enough venues for a full tour.

No grace. All chaos.

Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for the front row (or the couch), this tee is perfect for cat people, concert-shirt lovers, and anyone who appreciates a fluffy disaster with absolutely no stage presence.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

• Front and back printed design

• Tubular knit without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste

• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching

• Durable, high-quality printing for vivid graphics

• Custom L&TC inner neck label

• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Iron, steam or dry: low heat

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), with similar colors